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THANK YOU FOR your interest in the Gwendolen
Kyte School for Girls, where your daughter’s
educational needs will be well catered for (ignoring
the fact that the staff have been there for many
years and some of them are unqualified). We are
looking forward to welcoming your daughter to
our school this September (despite the fact that
the ceiling has fallen down and there isn’t any
food because the bills haven’t been paid). We can
absolutely guarantee a successful academic year
ahead (ignoring the impending school inspection
and dead dog down the well).
Kytes. Your first choice for a well-rounded
education.
It’s the day before school starts and the staff at
Kytes are already dealing with a catalogue of
problems. How will they navigate through this
set of challenges? Why is the inspector there?
What happened to the ceiling? Why was the dog
chloroformed? Come and join us at Kytes to see
how this touching and funny story unfolds.
This amateur production of “After September” is presented
by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of
Samuel

One must strive a little for the epic, old boy…
IT’S 1959 AND Philippe, Gustave and Henri, three veterans from the first world war, dream of making their escape from the soldiers’ home, if not to Indochina, then at least as far as the poplar trees on the hill…This amateur production of “Heroes” is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd  www.concordtheatricals.co.uk

ROBINSON CRUSOE has always had an appetite for adventure! Living with his old mother Dame Crusoe, his washed-up father, Captain Crusoe and his silly billy brother Sprat, Robinson has no desire to take over the family Fish ‘n Chip shop. Meanwhile, the high seas are terrorised by the evil Captain Blacktashe in his search for the treasure but the map where X marks the spot has been lost for years… Will Robinson ever find the treasure? Will Dame Crusoe end up battered?
And what is that mysterious writing on the back of the chip shop menu? Find out in the pantomime that’s sure to give you that ‘Friday’ feeling!